Chrissy. Likes Beatles history, Paul Newman, and online stress shopping. My life heroes include Ron Swanson, Andy Bernard, Jean Ralphio Saperstein, Leslie Knope, Michael Scott, Chandler Bing, Phil Dunphy, and Marshall Eriksen.
— It’s the stripping agency I used to work for. Cop Uniform? I might have been just a little too believable.— (POLICE! OPEN UP!)